Stupid 911-calls

From a Swedish newspaper called Aftonbladet.

Here are some actual phone calls:

Call 1.
 
911 dispatcher: "911, state your emergency"
Caller: "Help! I lost my glasses and I can't find them"

Call 2
 
911 dispatcher: "911, state your emergency"
Caller: "I'm so angry right now! I've been cooking for over an hour and now he tells me that it tastes like crap!"

Call 3
 
911 dispatcher: "911, state your emergency"
Caller: "What day is it today?"

Call 4

911 dispatcher: "911, state your emergency"
Caller: "I need police assistance!"
911 dispatcher :"Why? What happened"
Caller: "I don't know"
911 dispatcher :"You don't know?"
Caller: "No, I don't know"
911 dispatcher :"So... why do you need police assistance?"
Caller: "Because, my sister is telling me telephatically to call the police! "
911 dispatcher :"Then you'll have to call another number"


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